Promises

I lack in the promise department. Just today I lied about 3 promises, BUT I just want it to be known that there are certain duties I promise to always take care of.

1. I promise to be the first Happy Haircut you receive after any haircut. I don't care the circumstances I will wish you one. Even if it was just a trim, haircuts should be celebrated more often.

2. I promise that if you are going to sneeze while I am in the room with you that I will fight to bless you before that sneeze exits your mouth. This one is selfish. My dad when I was younger told me that if you blessed a person before they sneezed the blesser gets the blessing. In a 100 person lecture hall if a sneeze is about to take place, I am on it. A girl needs a lot of blessings.

3. I promise you that I will never have socks on when I am supposed to have them on.

That's all the promises I can make.

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