What is my life?

I don't really feel like talking about feels or anything important so this entire post will be dedicated to recent deer in headlight moments- where I literally just don't understand what I am doing.

My favorite gas station employee's name is Karma. Whenever I get Karma I know, life is good. Karma and I call each other friends, and like to throw a casual salute in at each other. He is a pretty big hit between some of my friends and I, and we all love when Karma calls us his friends. Tonight I was alone getting gas, Karma was in front of me attending someone else. I wanted to share Karma with my friends, I thought it be the perfect Sunday night surprise, ya know? I took out my phone aimed at Karma and before I even got my camera open Karma was next to my window...

He bowed to me and said "Are you trying to take a picture of me friend?"

I was mortified..laughed it off, and all I could think is,

WHAT IS MY LIFE?

Today I went shopping with my ma' looking for table cloths. We got really into the search for the best fall looking one. While digging through racks, I realized I should look around my surroundings. Within 10 seconds of looking around I saw FIVE people I went to high school with. I was ashamed, but we did find a really nice fall checker print table cloth..

WHAT IS MY LIFE?

Yesterday at dinner during work I overheard my co-workers saying they were going to the movies. These co-workers are all new and I have known them for three days. I went home and saw a Groupon deal for four tickets for 24 dollars. I don't know why, but I NEEDED to inform them on this. I texted girls I barely know to tell them about a deal on Groupon..

WHAT IS MY LIFE?

Today I watched seven hours of TLC's Sisterwives instead of doing any homework..

WHAT IS MY LIFE?

The other day at work I bent down to tell a group of girls to listen to me. Instead of getting the silence I was expecting, I got a "EW you need to blow your nose"..

WHAT IS MY LIFE?

Yesterday I was at work expecting to work with a group of 10-12 people. The group was 88 people, about eight times more than I was expecting. While I was trying to introduce myself to everyone, I found my eyes watering up. I was so nervous. When the group asked me if I was crying, I lied and said.. No I just have a mosquito in my eye. This made 88 grown adults run around freaking out. City folk don't like mosquitos.

WHAT IS MY LIFE?

My older cousin and I went apple picking. We walked through fields of apples for a hour, bought 25 pounds of apples, and we wanted to pick up some cider and donuts. When we walked over to the store we saw that there was a long line. Instead of waiting the five minute line out, we DROVE thirty five minutes to another apple farm..

WHAT IS MY LIFE?